Posts by Shawn Humphrey

I Blamed Norman Rockwell

“STOP!” our manager cried out. I stopped bagging. Cashiers stopped scanning. Customers stopped paying. “She’s stealing a turkey! She’s stealing...

Scars, Stories and Students

Hunt down a wildebeest, frame a house, plow a field, tear down an engine block, and prepare a meal from...

(RED)washing

I care about the environment. I also drive a truck that only gets 19 miles per gallon (on the highway)....

More Than 100 Yards of Turf

Its gears were rusted. Its cables were loose. Its tires were wobbly. I did my best to keep my sister’s...

Sometimes Grading has to be Personal

Stress was building up in my shoulders so I gave them a shrug, rolled my neck and took more than...

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